good on youse
Well,
The mass of christ is over once more. I did ok., My mum still stays up til 4am to put a santa sack at the end of my bed. I'm 28. Take it if you can get it I say. Good on you mum, may christmas never die for your sake. I love you.
I slept with my younger brothers mates mum on the second night back in my home town. She is forty odd and has fake breasts. I can now officially say that I have slept with a woman with fake cans, and may I say they were and are magnificent. Not hard like rocks but firm and rounded like a youngt breast is. I'd suggest it to all you women out there. Get into it - or get it into you i should say.
I've spent two weeks in northern NSW at a caravan right on the beach, actual sand, with my olds and my little bro and sister. Tops time.
I'm back in my home town now for a few days, then off to the gold coast races for my grandads 80th on the weekend then a bit more time with my olds at the van then back down to my beloved Palkm beach.
May I say that I am totally pumped for 2006. It's gunna be a ripper. I don't know if any of you know but I got finance to direct my first feature film a couple of months ago. I co wrote it waith another actor/writer of credible note, and it is getting shot in my home town in Queensland mid 06, so congrats to me for that one.
I am of the belief that I will meet and date and eventually marry Natalie Bassingthwaith starting with a beautiful three month courtship in 06. I can't wait.
Bless youse all and best of aussie luck in the new year. May we find love and happiness and inner peace and all that jazz and may i get rich, married and even more famous.
Out.
The mass of christ is over once more. I did ok., My mum still stays up til 4am to put a santa sack at the end of my bed. I'm 28. Take it if you can get it I say. Good on you mum, may christmas never die for your sake. I love you.
I slept with my younger brothers mates mum on the second night back in my home town. She is forty odd and has fake breasts. I can now officially say that I have slept with a woman with fake cans, and may I say they were and are magnificent. Not hard like rocks but firm and rounded like a youngt breast is. I'd suggest it to all you women out there. Get into it - or get it into you i should say.
I've spent two weeks in northern NSW at a caravan right on the beach, actual sand, with my olds and my little bro and sister. Tops time.
I'm back in my home town now for a few days, then off to the gold coast races for my grandads 80th on the weekend then a bit more time with my olds at the van then back down to my beloved Palkm beach.
May I say that I am totally pumped for 2006. It's gunna be a ripper. I don't know if any of you know but I got finance to direct my first feature film a couple of months ago. I co wrote it waith another actor/writer of credible note, and it is getting shot in my home town in Queensland mid 06, so congrats to me for that one.
I am of the belief that I will meet and date and eventually marry Natalie Bassingthwaith starting with a beautiful three month courtship in 06. I can't wait.
Bless youse all and best of aussie luck in the new year. May we find love and happiness and inner peace and all that jazz and may i get rich, married and even more famous.
Out.
posted by Roguemaze Central at 6:50 PM
18 Comments:
If I see you and Nat doing a 10 page wedding spread in New Idea, Woman's Day, Women's Weekly or the like I will laugh so hard I will probably choke.
And that won't be good for my health in 2006 so please don't do it.
PS - Have a wonderful 2006!
I'm with M.M. Marriage, babies and happiness is one thing, and I wish you all of this, but if you join the Hewitts we may have to travel north to stab you with your own wedding cake knife...but huge congrats on the film and have a fucking fantastic New Year.
(I'm not even going to go into the fake cans stuff. I've exhausted my arguments on this.)
Gee, I sure have been away. I missed that offer to donate my eggs. Oh well, there's more coming and I don't know what to do with them.
The question is, if it's a girl (or they, you might have triplets), at what age will you stuff her breasts with silicon?
Have a smashing new year. I will, just as soon as I can move my neck again. xxx
again with the "youse"
!!!
you will have a great 2006. i feel it in my waters.
love mg x
Nah, you're not going to marry her... you'd probably shag her mum instead.
Nice work with that BTW, I'm impressed: very fresh.
'grats on that movie deal!
Get fake cans?!?! HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL no! Are you mad? Mine are just fiiiine like they are, thank ya very much. =P
Have a Rockin' '06, mate! =)
Sentiments right back at'cha.
I am in [perhaps misguided] total faith that this year is going to be freakin' outstanding.
I wish you all the health, happiness and success that you crave.
xxx
Have you gotten married and left us already?
Yup. He's gotten married and left us for New Idea full coverage.
Please come back. I miss you.
johneysmith1297 probably does too.
I guess now there's a visual to associate with the definition. Reminds me of that Simpsons episode when Homer's face appeared next to the word stupid.
The extent of your desperation was lost on me. Until now. Good show, old chap.
P.S. I know a few nannas in need of a decent rogering in 2006. If you have the strength...
;)
I've been reading New Idea and I haven't spotted you and Nat in there yet, so I can only reiterate Dxxxx (with a bit extra):
WHERE. THE. F***. ARE. YOU. ?
To quote Bevis, 'Dude, are you dead?'
Anything relating to fake boobs is worthwhile reading material.
Well done. Were they really that good?
I bet your younger brother is well chuffed.
He heh. Good one.
Are you alive?
Wiggle your toes once for Yes, twice for No.
Damo. You are lying. Natalie wouldn't do that. Not my natalie.
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