EGG donor for christmas
Please register below to be Mr Maze's egg donor.
This can happen in two ways...
One - Jam your eggs on ice and send em too me. I'll do the rest. Do these things happen like a science experiment? Like the seed in wet cotton in a shallow jar? (Not wet cotton as in wood. Although he is sometimes a wet human being)
Two- I'll personally give you a gut full of taddies. (Tadpoles)
Three- (I know i said 2) I'll go to the bank, make a deposit and you can go from there with the assistance of modern medicine.
Blokes may apply for (3) although i think i may have more luck with the ladies. But I wouldn't want to speak out against same sex parents, so you may apply even though it may well be futile.
Not that into blokes sending me eggs as i reckon they'll be out of a carton and I'm
a) not sure how to furtilise an expelled chicken period and
B) Don't know that i want a chicken kid (Racist I know).
Blokes need not apply for 2. I don't like stubble rash or bums that remind me of bilangalo state forest.
Thanks for your interest. I will be a good father and we could probably work out some sort of 'Time Share' arrangement if we prevail.
Sex before marriage a must.
Applicants must be 16 years or older. (I didn't make the laws I just follow them).
Cybele. Please apply. (2) preferably. Darce you've got the go ahead too.
This can happen in two ways...
One - Jam your eggs on ice and send em too me. I'll do the rest. Do these things happen like a science experiment? Like the seed in wet cotton in a shallow jar? (Not wet cotton as in wood. Although he is sometimes a wet human being)
Two- I'll personally give you a gut full of taddies. (Tadpoles)
Three- (I know i said 2) I'll go to the bank, make a deposit and you can go from there with the assistance of modern medicine.
Blokes may apply for (3) although i think i may have more luck with the ladies. But I wouldn't want to speak out against same sex parents, so you may apply even though it may well be futile.
Not that into blokes sending me eggs as i reckon they'll be out of a carton and I'm
a) not sure how to furtilise an expelled chicken period and
B) Don't know that i want a chicken kid (Racist I know).
Blokes need not apply for 2. I don't like stubble rash or bums that remind me of bilangalo state forest.
Thanks for your interest. I will be a good father and we could probably work out some sort of 'Time Share' arrangement if we prevail.
Sex before marriage a must.
Applicants must be 16 years or older. (I didn't make the laws I just follow them).
Cybele. Please apply. (2) preferably. Darce you've got the go ahead too.
posted by Roguemaze Central at 9:50 AM
4 Comments:
this might help.
I would offer but I'd prefer my eggs to go to a better home.
Hmmmmm... I'm all for time share. But what I want to know is do I get naming rights?
Or will it be Rogue Jnr?
I dunno, cotton, I prefer mine scrambled.
Enough with the lame egg yolks, people.
(If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.)
Lots of love,
Benedict.
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