Nice one
Yeah look. SO i start shooting my next film on tuesday.
Monday I am going to get the best mullet the world has ever known. My hair is shoulder length - but now it is time for the top of it to be cut really short, leaving the back to live vibrantly in all its golden glory as it's length curls around the side of my neck.
I have also been growwing a bikers mo so I'm looking forward to being treated like a theif for the next month. Excellent.
I love playing dress ups. I'm also working on being a cameleon, which has been hard considering I'm not a lizard.
So to all the bogan, westies out there, I am about to join you. I love you. I love your hair and I'm going to really embrace it by standing with my shirt off on the footpath in front of a Torana SLR 5000 with the bonnet up, nodding and drinking a V.B inside a parramatta stubbie cooler.
Bogans - I salute you! I am now one of you... even if it's just for a short time.
I love Merrylands. I hope Barnsey plays the Rooty Hill RSL. If so - I'm fucking there!
Monday I am going to get the best mullet the world has ever known. My hair is shoulder length - but now it is time for the top of it to be cut really short, leaving the back to live vibrantly in all its golden glory as it's length curls around the side of my neck.
I have also been growwing a bikers mo so I'm looking forward to being treated like a theif for the next month. Excellent.
I love playing dress ups. I'm also working on being a cameleon, which has been hard considering I'm not a lizard.
So to all the bogan, westies out there, I am about to join you. I love you. I love your hair and I'm going to really embrace it by standing with my shirt off on the footpath in front of a Torana SLR 5000 with the bonnet up, nodding and drinking a V.B inside a parramatta stubbie cooler.
Bogans - I salute you! I am now one of you... even if it's just for a short time.
I love Merrylands. I hope Barnsey plays the Rooty Hill RSL. If so - I'm fucking there!
posted by Roguemaze Central at 6:49 PM
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Perhaps we should have a mullet-off.
Mine's not as obvious now that the curl has come back but wait til I get the straightener out!
Sept I can't grow a mo, which is unfair. Will a muffstache do? I could prune my pubic hair into a mullet...or handle bars.
Yeah man, you're on!
you do know there is a hair-off tomorrow in melbourne? me vs dxxxx. it will be interesting. will apprise you of results later.
ps. muffstache. love it.
Did you know that this month is "Movember". Charity thing and if you raise $1000, you'll get a certificate signed by Boonie!
If they had a Mulletvember, you could get a certificate signed by Billy Ray Cyrus.
You need a check flannel shirt too.
Chameleon?
Mullet off - You go down muff-face!
MG- Let us know who wins.
i have a checked flannel shirt in one scene.
Chameleon - Actor that looks different in every role. Almost not recognisable. Or character actor.
And get your altona brides on to.
(my newly discovered Melbourne term for moccies)
Dude, thanks for the definition, I was merely making a correction. Unless a CAMeleon only relates to camera related pursuits... Nice one.
Hey, I also heard that John Jarrot is making a film called "Rogue", no relation is it?
wouldn't that be camel-related pursuits, clokey?
love the pedant xxx
I'm not wearing one.
make that:
love, the Pedant.
no 'n'.
mullete' is what we call them in in the fashion world.
i had a mullet once. i was stoned. in amsterdamned. floated into to some stainless steel pseudo biochemical lab hair salon. two hours and 80 euro later i ran back to my hostel and got my mate to chop this ridicule on my head right off. best haricut i ever got. (the post 80euro trauma one that is)
Every fucking time I go to some wanky hairdresser they charge me $180 and give me a mullet because my 'hair's so thick' and all the wanna be punk-rock (like they were even born when punk was around) chicks have one.(do they do that to you to MG?)
Welcome to my world, RG. It ain't proitty.
Pedant: One who pays undue attention to book learning and formal rules.
Ahhhhh, I get it now.
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