Dribble
I've been looking for love. Actually I've been looking to get laid again. Actually - I haven't been looking. Actually I'm expecting hot chix to fall from the sky. This it seems may be futile.
I miss skin.
Nothing too eventful happening in my life at the moment. Not much to report really. The broncos will be playing their knockout semi-final against Melbourne this weekend. That's exciting. I hope I don't get injured.
I still want to sleep with Fergi and Gwen stefani but now I want to add Melissa Tkauts to the list. Is that wrong? I think she has had a breast implant and she looks like a hot trashy gold coast chick - which i like - Is that wrong? I want to sleep with a girl with fake cans. Just to do it. There is something sickly sexy about girls who enhance their chest. I find the psychology a huge turn on. Do you want to be looked at? Do you want to be admired by men more? Do you want me to sleep with you and tell you you have great tits?
The answer to all these is yes.
I love girls who get implants. They must have sex on the brain. Mustn't they?
I realise of course that these girls would slot into the incredibly high maintenance category... And that doesn't scare me. I've dated actresses, and I dare say some of the highest Misss M's in the acting actress community.
I went out with a girl for a while and every time I saw her i would greet her with 'Hi maintenance, how are you'?
Fake cans - I want them. Well, not actually want them myself... But I want them, I think they would be fun and they make me have really nasty thoughts. Which is fun.
There, I've said it. I want to bang a chick with fake cans.
Whilst listeing to 'I want to fuck you like an animal' on the stereo.
Out.
I miss skin.
Nothing too eventful happening in my life at the moment. Not much to report really. The broncos will be playing their knockout semi-final against Melbourne this weekend. That's exciting. I hope I don't get injured.
I still want to sleep with Fergi and Gwen stefani but now I want to add Melissa Tkauts to the list. Is that wrong? I think she has had a breast implant and she looks like a hot trashy gold coast chick - which i like - Is that wrong? I want to sleep with a girl with fake cans. Just to do it. There is something sickly sexy about girls who enhance their chest. I find the psychology a huge turn on. Do you want to be looked at? Do you want to be admired by men more? Do you want me to sleep with you and tell you you have great tits?
The answer to all these is yes.
I love girls who get implants. They must have sex on the brain. Mustn't they?
I realise of course that these girls would slot into the incredibly high maintenance category... And that doesn't scare me. I've dated actresses, and I dare say some of the highest Misss M's in the acting actress community.
I went out with a girl for a while and every time I saw her i would greet her with 'Hi maintenance, how are you'?
Fake cans - I want them. Well, not actually want them myself... But I want them, I think they would be fun and they make me have really nasty thoughts. Which is fun.
There, I've said it. I want to bang a chick with fake cans.
Whilst listeing to 'I want to fuck you like an animal' on the stereo.
Out.
posted by Roguemaze Central at 12:10 PM
10 Comments:
Yes, it is very wrong to want to sleep with Melissa Tkautz.
All this acting retarded is starting to rub off on you.
So there's a psychology to fake tits? They didn't teach me that at university!
The broncos will be playing their knockout semi-final against Melbourne this weekend.
If only the broncos coulda been knocked out, I think they are safe.
Go Storm!
Go you Broncos. Cowboys over storm next week. Broncs over tigers.
Tigers unbeatable. Broncos on to mad monday.
Storm are due for a loss, but why the F*$K is this being played in Sydney?
gwen good
fergie bad
fake cans bad
melissa ok
elaine good
dxxx good
chickybabe good
rowena good
clokes good. he doesn't like to swear.
oh, and roguemaze bad. he doesn't post often enough.
[look ma, no hands, and no buttons pushed!!]
*I love girls who get implants. They must have sex on the brain. Mustn't they?*
LOL! Yep I reckon they probably do!
Alan and Pam?
update already.
Happy Belated Birthday, Flirt! LOL
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