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Turn ons
1. Lips. big lips. i will listen to you forever if you have plump pillows.
2. Eyes. got to have them. If you don't have eyes - you are out.
3. Chicks that drink beer.
4. Monica Bellucci
5. Energy. love energy. But not that anoying fucking noise in my fucking ear type energy. i mean passion and enthusiasm for life.
6. Positivity. Get fucked if you cant think of something good about yourself. You are probably hot if I am hanging out with you so - just be hot and happy that you are.
7. Actresses.
8. Small waist, big hips.
9. Girls who love camping.
10. A strand of hair removed from the lips before a passionate kiss. (I've said this before and will say it til i die).
OFFS
1. People who can't find anything nice to say.
2. people who accept their place in life and don't try to rise above it.
3. people who are not doing or taking active steps towards achieving what they dreamt for themselves. Courage makes the man.
4. Girls who don't take it up the arse.
5. Actresses
6. Sex and the city and anyone who likes it.
7. Feminists
8. Coy or shy people. It's ok to be coy for the first half hour in my company but after that we should be naked and screaming out each others names.
9. Bad acting.
10. Tall poppy syndrome
this was a very weak and thoughtless post. I was tired and ... what the fuck ever.
Goodnight.
1. Lips. big lips. i will listen to you forever if you have plump pillows.
2. Eyes. got to have them. If you don't have eyes - you are out.
3. Chicks that drink beer.
4. Monica Bellucci
5. Energy. love energy. But not that anoying fucking noise in my fucking ear type energy. i mean passion and enthusiasm for life.
6. Positivity. Get fucked if you cant think of something good about yourself. You are probably hot if I am hanging out with you so - just be hot and happy that you are.
7. Actresses.
8. Small waist, big hips.
9. Girls who love camping.
10. A strand of hair removed from the lips before a passionate kiss. (I've said this before and will say it til i die).
OFFS
1. People who can't find anything nice to say.
2. people who accept their place in life and don't try to rise above it.
3. people who are not doing or taking active steps towards achieving what they dreamt for themselves. Courage makes the man.
4. Girls who don't take it up the arse.
5. Actresses
6. Sex and the city and anyone who likes it.
7. Feminists
8. Coy or shy people. It's ok to be coy for the first half hour in my company but after that we should be naked and screaming out each others names.
9. Bad acting.
10. Tall poppy syndrome
this was a very weak and thoughtless post. I was tired and ... what the fuck ever.
Goodnight.
posted by Roguemaze Central at 8:23 PM
18 Comments:
Hi Rogue,
I enjoyed your post. Something like that should be mandatory for everyone who has a blog. I understand being tired and mailing it in though.
i turn you on, i turn you off, i turn you on, i turn you off... etc
Well, I'm not Monica Bellucci nor am I an actress but on the other hand I'm not coy, sex and the city bores me to tears and I'm not an actress...
Does that mean you are ALL thse other things Elaine...???
ALL? WOW! I got tingles.
i had reconsidered you rogue, call me mad, but i am now most definitely out.
no eyes, you see. but everything else is a yes, including the fact i am monica bellucci
you can't make an exception?
Maybe one exception. Glass eyes will do.
Thanks for reconsidering.
I have been informed that my passionate kissing is of a very high standard despite the fact that my hair isn't long enough to require removal from my lip before said passionate kissing.
(I did say I wasn't coy...)
We will use someones hair who is nearby.
Just place it across ytour lips and then... WOW!
could I just pluck one from my head and place it on my lip?
Notice I used the wrd ytour. Which incorporates the word tour... whch means ... a journey in... so... put that with passionate kissing and it actually works ok.
Sure. If you thiink thats sexy. One strand it is.
I also used the word wrd - which stands for Women Rogue Desires... so...
and thiink. Is that like thinking about it for a long time?
Yes. Yes it is.
well then rogue, elaine and i can line up side by side, her with her one strand of hair on her lip, me with my glass eyes. or perhaps she can use my hair, and we can forget the eyes? just call us "hybrid girl"
is this ok with you elaine?
sure, I'm happy to share. As long as we are both wrds. Will you be in Sydney this weekend?
Everything works out in the end doesn't it?
sre does, it's grt
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